I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word!' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I am no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!