I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

I am no fan of books.