A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids arenโt. A messy house sends a coded message to children: โIโm not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.
Stephen ColbertI spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.
Stephen ColbertI thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
Stephen Colbert