Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch what I do, that's almost never the case. I'm just trying to keep the balloon in the air. It rarely turns into anything combative.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. People love the president because he's certain of his choices as a leader, even if the facts that back him up don't seem to exist. It's the fact that he's certain that is very appealing to a certain section of the country. I really feel a dichotomy in the American populace. What is important? What you want to be true, or what is true?

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.