Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch what I do, that's almost never the case. I'm just trying to keep the balloon in the air. It rarely turns into anything combative.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.