Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.
Baby carrots are making me gay.
Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
The most common thing that real reporters say to me is, "I wish I could say what you say." What I don't understand is, why can't they say what I say, even in their own way? Does that mean they want to be able to name certain bald contradictions or hypocrisies that politicians have?