Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

I'm fascinated that people drawn to cults want to know what to do. And people want to know what to think. And people want to know how to feel. Not just what to feel but how to feel.