It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.