The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear

Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.

I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.