Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.

I'm not a standup. I didn't start off as a writer, I learned to write through improvisation, and so that's the part of the show that can most surprise me. The written part of the show, I know I can get wrong. You can't really get the interview "wrong."

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.