Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.