I'm impervious to logic.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes'.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.