And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.

I'm impervious to logic.

Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.

The more you know, the sadder you get.