And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

Hatemongers like Media Matters take innocent statements like mine, Rush Limbaugh's, John Gibson's, and Bill O'Reilly's and make them offensive by posting them on the Internet, allowing the general public to hear words that were meant for people who already agree with us. Hey, Media Matters, you want to end offensive speech? Then stop recording it for people who would be offended.

There's a buzz to failing and not dying.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.

The more you know, the sadder you get.