The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you think about Harriet Miers, of course her nomination is absurd. But the President didn't say he thought about his selection. He said this: "I know her heart." Notice how he said nothing about her brain? He didn't have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Miers.

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.