And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. People love the president because he's certain of his choices as a leader, even if the facts that back him up don't seem to exist. It's the fact that he's certain that is very appealing to a certain section of the country. I really feel a dichotomy in the American populace. What is important? What you want to be true, or what is true?

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.