And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Writing and producing the show is an intellectual process. Performing the show is far more athletic and intuitive, because you don't get to do it twice. It helps if you've done whatever the old saw is, 10,000 hours of it. Because I've done 10,000 hours of comedy, I have this database in my mind of what works and what doesn't work.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.