And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock