Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you think about Harriet Miers, of course her nomination is absurd. But the President didn't say he thought about his selection. He said this: "I know her heart." Notice how he said nothing about her brain? He didn't have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Miers.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!