Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.