In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.

When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.