Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.

This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!' Wow, I thought we were past the point in this country where some people aren't people just because they have different color skin or different religion or were born in a lawyer's office, only exist on paper, have no soul and can never die.