Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.