Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.

brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.