There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

The interesting thing about fake news and fake media is that it's a heresy against reality. Again, as a Catholic, I was taught that the greatest sin was heresy. Because not only are you a sinner, you are proselytizing and inviting other people into your sinful state through your heresy. You're a recruiter for your own fallen state. Donald Trump is a heretic against reality. Basically, he's lying for sport. He's inviting people into his heresy that there is no objective reality.

Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.