I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.
Stephen ColbertIn the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.โ Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but itโs not โIn the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
Stephen ColbertThe beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.
Stephen ColbertI don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
Stephen ColbertThere was sort of a negative association with the military. Maybe growing up in the South or being in a family with members of the military, I didn't have that negative connotation, but I did have this 'separate' connotation. I was ashamed to realize I had it and did not realize I had it until I was [in Iraq]. I was so impressed by the people I met over there and there was just a sense of connection and gratitude towards those people.
Stephen Colbert