It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.

If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.

We are the shadow cast by real people. And that shadow changes shape as the news cycle changes shape, so you always have fresh dirt to dig in.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.