It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.

The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.