It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.