I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

Of the over 100,000 wildfires that happen in the U.S. each year, not a single one would get started without the fire triangle: Oxygen, heat and fuel. Fire needs all three to exist. It's like the three branches of our government: Legislative, judicial and executive. The fewer there are, the safer we are.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

Arbitrary rules teach kids discipline: If every rule made sense, they wouldn't be learning respect for authority, they'd be learning logic.