I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.