I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.