We are the shadow cast by real people. And that shadow changes shape as the news cycle changes shape, so you always have fresh dirt to dig in.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Once I'm performing the show, I think that hour show has a certain intimacy with our audience. And that intimacy is through the lens and the live audience is a witness to that, whereas the audience at home is actually the object of my efforts.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.