I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.