Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
Baby carrots are making me gay.
News for the godless: religion is inescapable. there has never been a human society without some form of worship. And don't point to communist societies like the Soviet Union - they worshipped blue jeans.
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.