I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.

I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint.

I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.