And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.