There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.

...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.