There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.