There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.

Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!