History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!
Stephen ColbertScientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Stephen ColbertNo one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.
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