I began my day as I often begin my days, by checking Donald Trump's Twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. And today, I really think he's off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel.

My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.