I began my day as I often begin my days, by checking Donald Trump's Twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. And today, I really think he's off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel.

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.