If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!' Wow, I thought we were past the point in this country where some people aren't people just because they have different color skin or different religion or were born in a lawyer's office, only exist on paper, have no soul and can never die.

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.