If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.