I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.