Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.