Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!