The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.