I'm getting angry at liberals.
I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.
Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.
No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.