I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

Of the over 100,000 wildfires that happen in the U.S. each year, not a single one would get started without the fire triangle: Oxygen, heat and fuel. Fire needs all three to exist. It's like the three branches of our government: Legislative, judicial and executive. The fewer there are, the safer we are.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)