I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!