Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.