Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.