It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.
It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.