Chess is one long regret.

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

I am what is called a professor emeritus—from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.