Chess is one long regret.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

To write well it is first necessary to have something to say.

American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.