I admit that when the facts are not good enough, I always exaggerate them.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

The student of arithmetic who has mastered the first four rules of his art, and successfully striven with money sums and fractions, finds himself confronted by an unbroken expanse of questions known as problems.

It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.