Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men; too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.