On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.

Newspapermen learn to call a murderer "an alleged murderer" and the King of England "the alleged King of England" in order to avoid libel suits.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.