Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

Chess is one long regret.

The English are terribly lazy about fighting. They like to get it over and done with and then set up a game of cricket.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.