If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
Stephen LeacockA lone maple leaf resting on sand Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone? And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it, and with that a cold wind blows across the landscape? That's retirement.
Stephen LeacockGolf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Stephen LeacockIt's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.
Stephen Leacock