Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
Stephen LeacockIf I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
Stephen LeacockMen are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
Stephen LeacockA sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.
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