We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.