It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.