It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.