Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

All our yesterdays, it is true, have only lighted fools the way to dusty death. But we need at least the dates of the yesterdays and the list of the fools.