If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.
Stephen LeacockMost people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. But the people who do go to a lecture and who get tired of it, presently hold it as a sort of grudge against the lecturer personally. In reality his sufferings are worse than theirs.
Stephen LeacockA sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.
Stephen Leacock