In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

There is no doubt that many things in life come to us...at backrounds so to speak. Happiness is one of them.

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.