It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

Writing is not hard. Just get paper and pencil, sit down, and write as it occurs to you. The writing is easy-it's the occurring that's hard.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.