It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.