The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything
Stephen LeacockIf every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.
Stephen LeacockI am what is called a professor emeritusโfrom the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.
Stephen Leacock