It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
Stephen LeacockI've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.
Stephen LeacockEach section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.
Stephen LeacockThere are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit
Stephen Leacock