The student of arithmetic who has mastered the first four rules of his art, and successfully striven with money sums and fractions, finds himself confronted by an unbroken expanse of questions known as problems.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.