The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

Chess is one long regret.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

I am what is called a professor emeritus—from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.

I admit that when the facts are not good enough, I always exaggerate them.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit