The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.