American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

Charles Dickens' creation of Mr. Pickwick did more for the elevation of the human race - I say it in all seriousness - than Cardinal Newman's Lead Kindly Light Amid the Encircling Gloom. Newman only cried out for light in the gloom of a sad world. Dickens gave it.

The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.