I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.

It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born