There is no doubt that many things in life come to us...at backrounds so to speak. Happiness is one of them.

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

I admit that when the facts are not good enough, I always exaggerate them.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

All our yesterdays, it is true, have only lighted fools the way to dusty death. But we need at least the dates of the yesterdays and the list of the fools.

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.