He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
Stephen LeacockThere is no doubt that many things in life come to us...at backrounds so to speak. Happiness is one of them.
Stephen LeacockThe landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything
Stephen LeacockAbout the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!
Stephen LeacockMost people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. But the people who do go to a lecture and who get tired of it, presently hold it as a sort of grudge against the lecturer personally. In reality his sufferings are worse than theirs.
Stephen Leacock