It may be those who do most, dream most.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit